Bien, mais uma definição-zinha da Uncyclopedia. Desta feita, trata-se de saber o que é um "jornalista"...

"A journalist is a professional truth-teller, most often employed by the government of the country that she lives in. Journalists provide very important, useful, and timely information to keep the public safe. For example, viewers and readers can rest assured that they'll always be up-to-date on the sexual partners of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Lindsay Lohan. Some have argued that this only really matters to the future sexual partners of Angelina, Brad, and Lyndsey (e.g. - not you). Unfortunately for these critics, they don't work for a major advertising agency.
By the way, there might be a killer at your window, and he may be about to rape your children. We'll tell you how you can protect them tonight at 10.

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